How I met your Mother things
15th May 2011 12:42
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List of HIMYM Things

1. It’s gonna be Legen, wait for it, dary! Legendary!
2. The Lemon Law.
3. The cheerleader effect.
4. The yellow umbrella.
5. Nothing good happens after 2am.
6. Slap bet.
7. Woo girls.
8. The olive theory.
9. Suit up!
10. Smurf penis.
11. The roof.
12. Blue french horn.
13. Slapsgiving.
14. Laser tag.
15. Daddy’s home.
16. Have you met Ted?
17. Crazy eyes.
18. Saying I love you on a first date.
19. Brunch.
20. Robin Sparkles.
21. The Platinum Rule.
22. Zitch dog!
23. Lawyered.
24. Baskiceball.
25. Marshgammon.
26. The Bro Code.
27. The Naked Man.
28. The mermaid theory.
29. Swarley.
30. Drunk or kid game.
31. Ted’s rain dance.
32. The yips.
33. Feely the Share Bear.
34. The Signal.
35. Oh, honey.
36. Male Gail is not hot.
37. Tramp stamp.
38. Future Ted and Future Marshall.
39. Ted’s red cowboy boots.
40. MacLaren’s pub.
41. The Possimpible.
42. Barney’s video resume.
43. The Crazy-Hot scale.
44. The three days rule.
45. Ted’s life-sized english phone booth.
46. 50 reasons to have sex.
47. The Return of the Shirt.
48. Marshmallow and Lilypad.
49. Grinch.
50. Marshall’s Fiero.
51. The Belt.
52. Lily’s pancakes.
53. The Pineapple Incident.
54. The Cockamouse.
55. Major Buzzkill.
56. Galactic President Superstar Mcawesomeville.
57. True Story.
58. The Blitz.
59. Dibs.
60. Barney’s evil laugh.
61. But, um drinking game.
62. The Reacher and the Settler.
63. Marshall’s nightgown.
64. A gentleman’s agreement. Huzzah!
65. Barney’s christmas songs for Ted’s sister Heather.
66. High 6!
67. Barnito Supreme.
68. Barnman and Robin.
69. The ‘Roommate’s Foot.
70. Lorenzo von Matterhorn.
71. http://www.guyforceshiswifetodressinagarbagebagforthenextthreeyears.com/
72. You son of a bitch.
73. The Fortress of Barnitude.
74. Graduation goggles.
75. Dr X’s happenings.
76. Puzzles.
77. Korean Elvis.
78. Marsh Madness and Robocop.
79. Yosemite Sandy.
80. Architecture fun facts.
81. Floppity jillion dollars.
82. Crossword day.
83. Game night.
84. Marshall’s charts.
85. Swarls Barkley.
86. Spitting the drink when surprised.
87. Ranjit.
88.The orange kangaroo.
89. Maury Povich.
90. Of course you’re still single, take a look at yourself you dumb slut.
91. Miltswanca.
92. Tick Tock goes the gouda clock.
93. Marshall’s Video Montages.
94. Where’s the poop, Robin?
95. Stripper Lily.
96. Haha, please.
97. Name that bitch.
98. Bagpipes.
99. Bro on the go.
100. Christmas-themed movie snack.
101. Diamond suit.
102. Led-and-Jerry.
103. Super date.
104. Apartment with swords on the wall.
105. Freeze frame high five.
106. Lesbian Robin.
107. Relapse five.
108. Luke and Leia.
109. No can dosville, baby doll.
110. Barney’s one rule.
111. Snow suit up!
112. Flight suit up!
113. CALL BARNEY STINSON.
114. Dowisetrepla.
115. The tape stuck in Marshall’s car.
116. I’m Gonna Be by the Proclaimers.
117. Phone five.
118. Moist.
119. You just made the list, bitch.
120. Wendy the Waitress.
121. Broda.
122. Public Urination.
123. Crooked apartment.
124. Nude painting of Marshall.
125. Barney’s picture pose.
126. Ted’s random skanks.
127. Moustache Marshall.
128. The Ninja Report.
129. Apartment Roller Luge.
130. Battery-powered adult recreational fake penises.
131. Tonights gonna be legendary! Wait for it! dary!    
132. I said a… bang bang bangity bang.
133. Doppelgangers.
134. It’s gonna be legend-… wait for it… and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!
135. Nailed it!
136. Marshall vs. the Machines.
137. Alcoholic Tootsie Roll.
138. Barney’s fake history lessons.
139. Rebound high five.
140. Loch Ness monster.
141. Hoser hut.
142. The beaver song.
143. Vomit free since ‘93.
144. Come on Lily, get your head out of your ass.
145. Triplet schnausers Frank, Lloyd, and Wright.
146. And The Dragon!
147. Barney’s only exception.
148. William Dafoe.
149. Lily kicking Korean Elvis in the nards.
150. GCWOK.
151. Hello, Greed, Rage…Envy…and Consumerism. I… am your father…America!
152. Ted’s penny from 1939.
153. Tantrum!
154. Bowl.
155. Interventions.
156. Five word sentences.
157. Making sex…having love… PENIS VAGINA?!?
158. We should totally buy a bar.
159. 83%
160. Slut up!
161. The more than 250 girls Barney made out with.
162. The bachelor parties that Barney throws.
163. Slap fest.
164. Robin 101.
165. Blitzgiving.
166. Mary the paralegal.
167. Throwing up in the Stormtrooper helmet.
168. It was the best night ever!
169.New is always better.
170. Box of pot lids.
171. I would’ve stolen you a whole orchestra.
172. I would walk 500 miles.
173. Mom, leave the crusts on!
174. Gaeyel, gale? kyle? girl?
175. Motility five!
176. Eating a sandwich.
177. Challenge Accepted.
178. I’ll have a mojito! And you’ll have a no-seat-ho.
179. Apple orchard banana cat dance 8663
180. Steak Sauce.
181.The Ickey Shuffle.
182. The Gentleman!
183. New dart.
184.Too-Much-Tongue Guy and Unreasonably-Small-Mouth-Opening Girl.
185. Not Now Trish!
186. Sock.
187. Swar… wait for it… leeeeeeeeeeey.
188. Our intervention intervention.
189. Tugboat.
190. You should be one of the minutes!
191. Barney’s blog.
192. The best burger in New York city.
193. The Wedding Bride.
194. Marshall and Lily’s airport tradition.
195. Don’s underwear.
196. Carrots and peas.
197.I’m cuddly bitch! Deal with it.
198. Barney didn’t say “kiss”.
199. Mexican Wrestler Ted.
200. Lily’s Night-Night tape.
201. Right Place, Right Time.
202. Last Cigarette ever.
203. The Playbook.
204. Rabbit or Duck.
205. Barney’s dirty peanut butter and jam joke.
206. Blah blah, Blah for short.
207. Ted’s parents faking their relationship.
208. Old King Clancy.
209. Nothing suits me like a suit.
210. This is so going in my blog!
211. 2 minute date.
212. Derection.
213. Marshall’s gouda.
214. Shrimp fried rice!
215. The Slutty Pumpkin.
216. Marshall’s barrel, Mabel.
217. The Sexless Innkeeper.
218. Lily’s voice when she smokes.
219. That’s so not raven!
220. Ted’s naked lady noise.
221. Murder Train.
222.I can jump that far.
223. Honka! Honka!
224. Let’s go to the Mall.
225. Sandcastles in the Sand.
226. Jessica Glitter.
227. Stella.
228. The Foreskins.
229. Cocoa Break!
230. Jed Mosley.
231. Metro News 1.
232. Suit of shoes.
233. You need that thing that makes you a guy.
234. Cat Funeral.
235. A bar chart about pies, and a pie chart about bars.
236. We should buy a bar!
237. The way Barney looked when his brother found his dad.
238. Barney singing Stand by Me with auto tune.
239. You’re dead to me look.
240. He hates that he loves them.
241. Read my blog.
242. Three nights party.
243. Not a father’s day.
244. The goat.
245. Never invite an ex to your wedding.
246. Ignatius Peabody Nobel.
247. Revertigo.
248. Go for the belt!
249. Ted Mosby, Sex Architect.
250. Tricycle.
251. Sweet taste of liberty.
252. Not Okay. Okay is lame!
253. Who’s your daddy?
254. Teddy Westside.
255. Cook Pu.
256. The window is open.
257. SNASA.
258. I get Bingo.
259. I’m a paralegal.
260. Kahlua and Root beer.
261. Marshall: Broke My Tooth. Do You Have. Any Aspirin?!
Barney: Maybe Theres. A Machine. In The Restroom!
262. Why is Ellen DeGeneres in our room?
263. Hypothetical High Five.
264. I call that I can call shotgun for eternity!
265. Falafel.
266. You’re an idiot.
267. Barney breaking his hip while trying to tame Marshall’s cougar teacher.
268. My heart is pounding, I’m hearing this weird clicking noise.
269. Marshall drunk on gin: “Oh… Mirror.”
270. Ted’s pronunciation: “EncyclopAEdia” and “CHameleon”
271. Professor.
272. Chain of screaming.
273. We’re a dream a baby’s having.
274. Postmaster General.
275. Ted’s hate for New Jersey.
276. P.S. You just made my hair look awesome.
277. Ted’s hair products.
278. Vice President of Awesome.
279. Assistant Under Secretary of Only Ok.
280. Press it for the glory.
281. Aldrin Justice.
282. Knights of the Poorly Constructed Round Table.
283. SkyMall.
284. Employee Transition Room.
285. Julio von Matterhorn.
286. Texty-text.
287. Pablo Neruda.
288. Barney taking his dad’s basketball hoop.
289. Mothers, lock up your daughters! Daughters, lock up your milswancas!
290. Two beavers are better than one.
291. Paaa pa pa pa paaa paa pa pa pa pa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra raaa.
292. Lily and Marshall’s code words:
Lily: “rhinoceros”
Marshall: “We have to go…”
293. Barney’s freeway theory.
294. We will be what is up New York.
295. Summer Breeze.  
296. It was legen - wait for Ted to leave, ‘cause he’s now The Blitz-  dary. Legendary!
297. She’s getting here as fast as she can.
298. I know, baby. I’m pregnant.
299. Hopeless.
300. We’re also a band.
301. Robin’s ex-boyfriends as dogs.
302. I only give high twos.
303. Sven.                                
304. Lily’s bad aim.
305. Boobs?
306. Underpants Radius.
307. Stan.
308. Ted’s Murtaugh List.
309. The Window.
310. Tedmosbyisajerk.com.
311. Solemn low five.
312. Sensory Deprivator 5000.
313. Lily Aldrin: Caring wife, loving friend… slap bet commissioner.
314. “But I didn’t say Grinch…”.
315. Ted, the only people in the universe who haven’t seen Star Wars are the characters, and that’s because they lived them. That’s because they lived the Star Wars.
316. But, um…
317. New Jersey = Not “pretty much” New York
318. What the hell does Barney do for a living?
319. Barney’s Wall TV’s.
320. Buttercup.
321. My favorite thing about koalas? Their meat is delicious.
322. The exploding meatball sub.
323. Barney’s Pencil Miracle
324. Swarlos
325. Well, let’s dig in, Mi… Mi… Microwave Oven.
326. Roland? Your name’s Roland. That’s funny, right? Rock and Roland. Warsaw is the capital of what? Roland. You’re Monica Roland-ski. Hey, yeah, that’s just how I Roland.
327. Barney’s fake stove.
328. Barney’s professionally lit porn.
329. Doll Face
330. “Wow, I just made out with Heidi Klum!”
331. Barney’s favorite things!
332. Marshall’s phobia of ferrets.
333. Hauntingly beautiful.
334. Limit the search to guys with mustaches.
335. Don’t  kill the bar.
336. British Morning Socks.
337. Slipper Socks with the Rubber Soles.
338. Hypothetical High 5 *pause* NICE!
339. Who is Carlos?
340. Barney’s “investments” at the gym.
341. The ‘Smoon.’
342. Ted Mosby, Architect.
343. We are international businessmen!
344. The Vancouver Canucks.
345. Teacup pig.
346. A giant boob wearing a suit of money that is lactating scotch.
347. Guys, I’m black! Sorry, African-American. No, I’m allowed to say either.
348. Big Fudge.
349. The bad news countdown.
350. Time is music that the planets make.
351. Krav Maga.
352. MAGGIE: Make Adjustments Go Get It Energized.
353. Lily made some creme bru le le le.
354. Cat sitting for Lily’s mom.
355. Ted beat boxing.
356. Thank youuu!
357. Ted’s boss’s “inappropriately shaped” building design.
358. The date time continuum.
359. Robin’s inability to tell what’s real and what’s not.
360. I stabbed my fiancée.
361. Rock me like a furricane.
362. Brain fart.
363. The Perfect Week.
364. Barney putting his number on TV during a football game.
365. A suit is a wingman you can wear.
366. Barney’s heart skipping a beat when he sees Nora.
367. Not-Moby.
368. I am proud of you, eh.
369. Emperor penguins.
370. Marshall’s calzone.
371. I always check plus one.
372. Marshall being mugged by a monkey.
373. Why confront something when you can avoid it?
374. Happy Happy Lily Day!
375. Barney sleeping in the tub to keep his suit from wrinkling.
376. You know what time it is? It’s DO o’clock!
377. What do you think of this tie?
378. Freaking tannins.
379. Max’s small penis.
380. Shotgun for eternity!
381. Marshall fangirling over Gael.
382. Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft.
383. Vanilla Thunder.
384. Lily and Marshall’s high fives.
385. Lily sounding like a velociraptor when she throws up.
386. Literally.
387. I remember when I had a penis.
388. My younger sister just got married and I’m about to turn thirty - sex.
389. Lily and Marshall doing it on the kitchen floor.
390. Discouraging premarital sex is against my religion.
391. Barney’s story about how he lost his virginity.
392. Rhonda.
393. James.
394. I think I’m in love with you.
395. Cottontail.
396. Canadians are afraid of the dark.
397. Dr. John Stangel
398. Swarls Swarlington!
399. Barney’s Get Pysched Mix?
400. BS: Before Stinson
401. Party school bingo.
402. Spoiler Alert: the robot falls in love.
403. Lily’s secret crush on Mila Kunis.
404. Ach du meine Güte, nichts klappt mehr, überhaupt gar nichts mehr, so ‘ne Scheiße!
405. Robin falling in horse poop.
406. Big board - big luck.
407. Blondie.
408. Toaster oven, you’re the one for me!
409. Stovinkerator.
410. Lebanese girls are the new half-Asians.
411. Marshpillow.
412. I request the highest of fives.
413. Pulling. Them. Off.
414. “Who’s Alan?” “Who’s abby?”
415. Oh, my God, you are so Minnesota. You can’t not answer the phone because it would be rude.
416. The Eriksen family 7 layer salad.
417. Barney westside.
418. Maybe I’ve met her already.
419. Can we draw boobs on the chalkboard?
420. I’m bored.
421. Or, or.
422. You’re scaring Cottontail.
423. Barney’s suit pajamas.

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